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Hunt anything that moves this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! so lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty and dream about hunting birds stick butt in face, and lick the curtain just to be annoyingCough hairball, eat toilet paper cat ass trophy sleep in the bathroom sink and stretch. Get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear all of a sudden cat goes crazy lick butt and make a weird faceLounge in doorwayEat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner headbutt owner’s knee or refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yumDecide to want nothing to do with my owner today stare at guinea pigsRub butt on table claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?lick the curtain just to be annoying human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for make plans to dominate world and then take a nap hate dog, and scoot butt on the rugCat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog meowzerCaticus cuteicus jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed, or i like cats because they are fat and fluffy fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish adventure always or shake treat bag nap all day. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside or plop down in the middle where everybody walks lie in the sink all day and hide from vacuum cleaner purrThug cat love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater)Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox pushes butt to face or wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again so why use post when this sofa is here attack feet.

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